Kevin Hart Shares Embarrassing Story of Soiling Himself on Stage
The ‘Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle’ actor reveals his experience about his mid-performance accident in Scandinavia as part of his new Instagram series to entertain his followers amid the coronavirus crisis.
- Mar 21, 2020
AceShowbiz – Kevin Hart is not afraid of embarrassing himself for the sake of laughter. To entertain his social media followers amid the coronavirus pandemic, the “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle” actor shared through a new Instagram series a disturbing story of his mid-performance accident in Scandinavia.
On Friday, March 20, the 40-year-old comedian kicked off his “Confessions From The Hart” series by telling his food poisoning experience that led to him soiling himself on stage. He first revealed that he got sick the night before the show after eating what he believed to be raw chicken. Still, he arrived early to the gig, and drunk ginger ale and water before taking the stage.
“I get onstage. I start performing. I’m midway through and I don’t feel bad,” he further recounted. “I get to, like, my last seven minutes of my set. Bloop bloop. I feel it in my stomach. ‘Oh no. Don’t do this to me. Don’t you fuckin’ do this to me. C’mon, Kevin. Finish.’ I go to tell my joke. … My stomach is now on my mind. I’m like, ‘Oh my God. Oh my God, it’s gon’ happen.’ “
Pointing out that he was unable to stop the show since he was in the middle of delivering his last joke, the “Night School” actor went on, “So I start trying to speed through the joke.” He added, “And I’m cramped up to the point where I can’t even walk. So I’m like holdin’ this tight a** pose while I got the microphone and I said ‘f**k it.’ I just said, ‘F**k it.’ Bap bap. Sh**ted on myself. Right on stage.”
“Got off stage and was like, ‘Oh, well.’ Went to the bathroom,” the father of three continued his story. “Took them drawers in the trash. Left the venue. Told everybody don’t get in the car with me. I need to be in that car by myself with the driver.”
Hart’s mid-performance accident story might not be the only thing that cracked people up. His caption has also carried humor as it poked fun at his graying hair. “I have always had a shit load of grey hair…I was just a frequent dyer,” he wrote alongside the almost-six-minute video. “I’m not working right now so I said F**K IT.”